The Art of Adulting: A Beginner’s Guide

So, you’ve graduated college and are officially an adult. Congrats! Now comes the fun part: figuring out how to adult while still enjoying a good drink (or five).

Step 1: Master the Art of Cooking (Noodles)

Instant Noodles (or Maggie) are the ultimate comfort food. They’re cheap, easy to prepare, and surprisingly filling. To elevate your noodle game, try adding some fresh vegetables. For me its carrots, peas, onions, tomatoes, sweet corn and an “EGG”. You can also experiment with different types of broth, such as miso or spicy.

Step 2: Become a Budgeting Wizard (or Just Drink More)

Budgeting? Who needs that? Just drink more. It’ll make your problems seem smaller. And if you run out of money, well, you can always sell your soul. Or your plasma. Whatever works.

Step 3: Conquer the Laundry Mountain (While Drunk)

Laundry is a necessary evil, but it doesn’t have to be a chore. Put on your favorite playlist, sort the dresses that need to be washed, folded, or transferred to your cupboard, and get to work or U can simple leave them be and take a nap.

Step 4: Level Up Your Cleaning Skills (Or Just Order Takeout)

Cleaning is boring. Why not order takeout and binge watch your fav show instead? It’s a much more productive use of your time. And if your place gets too messy, just blame it on, well your friends.

Step 5: Master the Art of Adult Conversations

Adult conversations can be awkward. But don’t worry, alcohol can help you loosen up. Just be careful not to say anything you’ll regret the next day… you know what I mean lol.

Step 6: Learn to Adult (Or Just Pretend You Know What You’re Doing)

The most important skill of all is the ability to fake it till you make it. And if you need help faking it, just drink more. It’ll give you the confidence you need to conquer the world. Or at least your living room.

Remember, adulting is hard. But with the right amount of alcohol or humor, it can be a lot more fun. 🤪